On my wedding night I hid under the bed to surprise my husband. His mother came in instead, sat down on the mattress above me, and put a call

Imelda’s phrase for that, which I have written down, is: it is not usually a conspiracy. It is usually one person who decides they are better at money than everybody else, and then spends nine years being right about it.

PART 4
And now my part, because there is no honest version of this without it.

I was warned.

At the engagement party in the March, his sister pulled me over by the coats at the back of the function room.

She said one sentence to me. She had clearly been working up to it all evening.

She said: whatever they put in your name, go and get your own solicitor.I want to put down exactly what I

saw and did not read.

She was holding her own coat. She had it over her arm, in a warm room, an hour before anybody was leaving.